satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
darrynek: the nominees are leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio and the winner is *opens envelope* adele
circumcising: are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
themaraudersaredead: How to Turn All Your Essays into Feminist Rants No Matter the Subject Matter: An Autobiography by Me.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god” YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing...
equisollux: zombiecthulu: basedkuroko: my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone I bet he’s on Tumblr I am
himapapaftw: do people honestly think that honors students dont cheat i dare anyone who thinks that to spend a day with a group of honors student friends and see how many times they copy each other within ten minutes
lwordobsession: rent2love: OH MY GOD BETTE AND TINA’S BABY IS SSSSOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE That type of cuteness should be against the LAW
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
themadhannibal: Why do my parents yell at me for not fucking cleaning my room like I could be out doing crystal fucking meth and banging 7 people at once but all I do is run a blog, watch movies, eat food, use the bathroom and occasionally ask them to drive me somewhere I’m not that hard to care for.
wescalou: here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me
sodamnrelatable: school finals papers work responsibility life A perfect representation of how I feel about all of these things.
if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me